I am a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
Posted on 19th May at 11:34 AM, with 10,761 notes
girl: Hey
me: sup
girl: sup
me: enough small talk
Posted on 19th May at 11:32 AM, with 7,018 notes
homie in the back
Posted on 18th May at 9:19 AM, with 35,836 notes
i bet in hell everyones face looks like this
Posted on 17th May at 9:55 PM, with 46,274 notes
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Posted on 17th May at 12:47 PM, with 12,579 notes
nancy would you grab me a beer
Posted on 17th May at 12:47 PM, with 112,948 notes
and mom said i would be late for the bus
Posted on 16th May at 10:14 PM, with 12,920 notes
I dreamed a dream
Posted on 16th May at 9:00 PM, with 376,953 notes
This cat knows how to relax
Posted on 16th May at 12:51 PM, with 41,975 notes
let’s order linguini
